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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
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hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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i get really gay after midnight
Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf
“No, aah, don’t look at me! I’m…I’m turning GAY!”
*rainbow explosion*
“FABULOUS!”
This website, I swear
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Going out with la familia was a fabulous idea!!!!
We’re going to country/western-ish place. I don’t know how I feel. But I’m going anyway! Wish me luck.
Emma Watson at the “PUNK: Chaos To Couture” Costume Institute Gala (5/6/13)
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| police: | THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!! |
| me: | not with that attitude |
oh my god it’s like: heavenly blue, redemtion green and fanfiction green
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